Why is it that i sound so intelligent when im alone but as soon as someone can hear me “Hitler was probably a really funny dude on some level”


drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours


neurons-and-teaching:

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

This is huge. When I do interviews at the job I hate, if people just shrugged when we ask “do you have questions” i pretty much write them off unless they were a bamf with at least two other areas of the interview.


madamemarmot:

downtonluvr:

Bahaha, still laughing at all of these

Mean Girls + Downton Abbey

Pure.dead.brilliant.


rsiken:

Ch rIS EVANS COUL D FUCK U THROUGH A WALL AND A L SO CRY A T SAD MOVIES W ITH U AND PROB ABLY MAK E SLAMMIN PANCA KES


madsmikklsen:

i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch 


pettycrocker:

"Yeah bae i can take it"

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*sticks the tip in*

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The business of the week:

While my original plan was just to fuck around the whole week, as I have done every other week my parents leave town. But now I have my eyes set on a large project, or several projects of different sizes if we’re gonna get picky.


kingcheddarxvii:

this upsets me


freckledtrash:

Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)

YO, THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS HAPPENING

And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.



Filipino artist Noel Cruz transforms mass-produced dolls to create stunningly realistic one-of-a-kind figures of celebrities.” 

tHIS IS THE ONE REASON TO BECOME A CELEBRITY


tomorrowsofyesterday:

So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this
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which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)

But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted

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"You silence our voices, but we are still heard."

HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!

(Thanks toastbabeis and mockingjaysource for noticing it and jenliamjosh for reblogging)


patheticqirl:

when someone does an unfollow spree and they dont unfollow you

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